On 'Moral Values,' It's Blue in a Landslide...

I have just recently started reading the NY Times, since they are one of the 'Elite' media outlets. I am going to try and write about some of the 'Elite' writers warped point of view. So I hope you will enjoy.

Leaning Right: My first guest will be Mr. Frank Rich. I would like to ask you a few questions before we discuss your article.

Frank: As long as it is quick, I need to get back to my 'Big' office.

Leaning Right: OK we will make it quick. So Mr. Rich, I hear blue is your favorite color, is there any to truth to that?

Frank: You mean blue, as in red, white and blue or blue as in blue states blue? I'm still not sure I understand the question?

Leaning Right: Just the color blue. Is this your favorite color?

Frank: Blue devil blue or 'you make my brown eyes blue, blue?

Leaning Right: Skip it, let's go to the next question. I hear you and Bill O'Reilly don't like each other very much, is their any truth to that?

Frank: Was that blue as in 'blue suede shoes' blue or 'blue bayou' blue?

Leaning Right: Skip it, skip it, next question. Can you tell us why you did not like 'The Passion of the Christ'?

Frank: You know I like 'Blues clues blue' and I also like 'Blue, starts with the letter 'B' blue.

Leaning Right: OK, one last question. What do you think of the red states?

Frank: Them &*$###* sorry *&*%+**@, they can take their Moral Values and shove them &":??&*!. My IQ is higher than theirs, so I don't need there so called Christian Conservative stuff they can go %%&*># off a *&%$#&^ bridge for all I care.

Leaning Right: Whoa, slow down Frank. Now that I have you fired up, let's go back to the original question. Is your favorite color blue?

Frank: Is that blue as in 'Blue Whale' blue or Blue as in 'Blue Monday' blue.

Leaning Right: From the picture below, it looks like Red might be your favorite color.

Here is Franks last paragraph of the column. On 'Moral Values,' It's Blue in a Landslide.

"According to this argument, the values voters the Democrats must pander to are people like Cary and Tara Leslie, archetypal Ohio evangelical "Bush votes come to life" apotheosized by The Washington Post right after Election Day. The Leslies swear by "moral absolutes," support a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage and mostly watch Fox News. Mr. Leslie has also watched his income drop from $55,000 to $35,000 since 2001, forcing himself, his wife and his three young children into the ranks of what he calls the "working poor." Maybe by 2008 some Democrat will figure out how to persuade him that it might be a higher moral value to worry about the future of his own family than some gay family he hasn't even met."

He wrote a three page article, trying to explain the reasons why everything blue is right, how much he hates Bill O'Reilly, Fox News, the GOP, and he still doesn't get it. To him it all comes down to money. Was there ever any doubt? He just doesn't understand, it's not about the money. If it were about the money, Gore would have been re-elected in '04. Come'on Frank, leave the city once in a while. If you want to find out what it's all about, bring yourself down from your Ivory Tower and visit the little people in the country every now and then.
Read the article and you will see for yourself, that he is still confused, just like most of the 'Media Elite'.

You might need to register before reading the article, but it is well worth it.

Here's hoping you have a great 'Right' day.

Tony Mc